That would be impressive, if it was the case!

[ he squats down to look under the couch... and then makes an aha! noise! ] But it doesn't seem to be. He's a meter long - and you can see him under here, if you look. An apex predator, in his not-so-natural habitat of being anxious of everything around us.

[ sure enough, at the back of the couch against the wall, there is a slithering yellow and white line that appears to be trying to shrink itself into a corner.

there's a beat. ]

Wait, you've never had popcorn?