mollymauk catchall

[outsidebones]

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[headmt]

[ he takes a minute to get to it, because he always does. lazy. but it's fine. he'll open it and then just leave it open for her to wander in on her own. Frumpkin is busying himself knocking things off the desk onto the ground for NO reason. ]

So. One innocent man dead!

[outsidebones]

[oh, frumpkin, hello. she watches this for a moment.]

Yes, but he was an asshole.

[headmt]

Well I'm an asshole too and I hope people don't go voting for me just because of that.

[ sighing out. ]

[outsidebones]

You aren't an asshole, you're endearing. What are you talking about?

I'm an asshole, but people are intimidated by me.

[headmt]

I threw a bunch of things at people in trial, I'm sure that won me many favors.

[ sighing out. ]

I suppose it works. I mean, I came up on both lists of clothes, I can use both hands equally, and I had a slightly used razor and no one even blinked twice.

[outsidebones]

You didn't do it, right?

[headmt]

Be caught dead in those boots? Never.

[outsidebones]

You could never possibly wear a brown jacket.

[headmt]

I only ever wear black and white of course. Even if I was planning to kill someone and might get caught based on my attire.

[outsidebones]

...The last time I tried to kill someone, I was wearing a sparkly evening gown. If I can do that for a murder, there are no limits to what someone may be capable of.

[headmt]

A sparkly evening gown?

[outsidebones]

Have I not told you this story?

[it's sort of funny, so she'll tell it with a slight smile.]

I spent so long trying to defend myself against the Saint of Duty before I realized I needed to actively kill him instead. But when I tried to do it using soup I made from my own bones, God was present and put a stop to my attempt.

[...] My...lyctoral sister, Ianthe, agreed to help me kill him. She managed to flatter the Saint of Patience into creating a diversion for me. The diversion happened to be a fancy dinner party, and I was forced to allow Ianthe to dress me for it.

[headmt]

I remember the soup story.

[ THE SOUP STORY IS AWFUL THOUGH. ]

I just can't really imagine it! There's a costume closet here though ...

[outsidebones]

No.

[headmt]

Come ooooooooon.

[outsidebones]

It wasn't flattering. It was hideous.