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[outsidebones]

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[outsidebones]

I'm sure you've hit puberty.

[patting him on the chest.]

His friends all think he's an idiot, so, no.

[headmt]

[ another snort. ]

Well, he's probably going to kill me anyway, so ...

[ did she see that LOOK he got at the end there ]

[outsidebones]

...Please don't be killed by him.

[counter...]

It would be so embarrassing.

[headmt]

I will try not to be an embarrassment to you in further deaths.

[outsidebones]

Good, because your prior deaths are already an embarrassment to me enough.

[giving him a special affection week smooch on the cheek. she really gotta stand on her tippy toes.]

[headmt]

[ giving a 'yeah yeah yeah' expression at this treatment ]

It'd only be embarrassing if they stuck, you know!

[outsidebones]

Hmmmm. No. It's a bit like playing a game on the easiest setting. Just because you get extra chances doesn't mean you ought to feel smug.

[headmt]

I barely pieced together this metaphor, but it feels very dismissive of my unusual ability to crawl out of graves.

[outsidebones]

Less unusual where I'm from...

[...]

Oh, speaking of graves, I feel you ought to be aware. All of those missing bodies from the graves dug up at trial? I know what happened to them, and it's fine. Their skeletons are in my room, actually.

[headmt]

[ EXPLAIN MORE RIGHT NOW PLEASE molly does not say anything but just





looks at her? ]

[outsidebones]

[she looks so confused.]

...What. It's fine.

[headmt]

Why.

[outsidebones]

Why what. I am a necromancer. I like skeletons, they are useful to me. Is this news?

[headmt]

[ making a face like he has an oncoming migraine. ]

Harrow.

[outsidebones]

Why are you upset about this?

[headmt]

I'm not upset, but you know who's going to be upset if they find out? Everyone.

[outsidebones]

...Well, possibly. But they won't find out, because they blend in with the other skeletons in my room.